5 Jokes For Jabba

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Updated on: Aug 12 2024

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Jabba's Relationship Counselor

Working on Jabba's love life
Jabba's counselor told him, "Communication is key." So now he communicates by sending romantic messages via JabbaGram, a service that delivers messages via slime trail.

Jabba's Speech Therapist

Helping Jabba speak more clearly
Jabba's speech therapist is optimistic. He believes that with enough practice, Jabba could become a motivational speaker. Imagine him on stage saying, "Just let yourself go... literally.

Jabba's Barber

Attempting to give Jabba a haircut
Jabba's favorite part of the haircut is the shampoo. It's the only time he gets mistaken for a giant loofah.

Jabba's Fashion Stylist

Trying to find stylish clothes for Jabba
Fashion advice for Jabba: "Wear vertical stripes; they're slimming." Yeah, because what Jabba really needs is to look taller and more svelte.

Jabba's Personal Trainer

Trying to get Jabba in shape
Jabba's fitness plan includes a lot of yoga. You know, the kind where he stretches his arms to reach for more snacks. They call it "the cosmic munch.

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