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The Mosquito Conspiracy
Mosquitoes seem to have a vendetta against you.
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I had a mosquito bite on my forehead the other day, and people kept asking if I got in a fight with my pillow. I had to come up with an elaborate story about how I battled a mosquito the size of a pterodactyl. The truth is, I just lost a duel with an insect.
The Itchy Tag Dilemma
The eternal struggle of dealing with clothing tags.
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I tried cutting the tag off my shirt once, and I ended up with a hole that looked like a worm had a midlife crisis and decided to move out. Now I have a shirt that's not only itchy but also has an identity crisis.
The Itchy Nose Predicament
The struggle of having an itchy nose at the most inconvenient times.
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Have you ever had an itchy nose during a wedding ceremony? The priest asked if anyone objected, and I almost raised my hand just to say, "My nose objects to this whole 'no scratching' rule.
The Itchy Technology Paradox
The irritation caused by constantly advancing but itchy technology.
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They say technology is supposed to make our lives easier, but I spend half my day swiping and tapping on screens. It's like my devices are trying to train me for a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance to avoid accidentally scratching an itch.
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