6 Jokes For Italian Mother

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Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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My Italian mother has a talent for fixing things. She says, 'Just like a good pasta sauce, everything needs a little simmering!
My Italian mother never loses at poker. She's an expert at keeping a 'pasta' straight face!
My Italian mother always knows how to spice things up. She says the secret ingredient in every dish is 'amore'—and a little extra garlic!
My Italian mother has a great philosophy: 'Life is short, eat the tiramisu first!' Who am I to argue with wisdom like that?
My Italian mother's pasta is so good, it has a PhD – pretty heavenly dish!
I told my Italian mother I was cold. She said, 'Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees!

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