17 It Guys Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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I asked my IT friend if he wanted to hear a joke about the cloud. He said, 'Never mind, it's over your head.
I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
Why do IT guys always carry a pencil? In case they need to draw a byte!
How do IT guys stay cool? They open windows.
I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
What did the IT guy say to his girlfriend? 'You had me at 'Hello World.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
I asked an IT guy to fix my computer, and he said, 'Have you considered upgrading to a better model?' Yeah, because that's totally in my budget, Mr. Gates!
I called IT support because my computer was running slow. The guy on the phone asked, 'How many tabs do you have open?' I said, 'Enough to make a 90s teenager proud.'
IT guys are the unsung heroes of the office. They fix things so quietly that if Batman were an IT guy, Gotham City would have no idea they were saved until they tried to open Microsoft Excel.
I told the IT guy my password was 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto.' He said it was too short. I guess he wanted the entire cast of Disney World in there!
The IT guys are like modern-day wizards. They make your problems disappear, but instead of a magic wand, they just ask if you've tried turning it off and on again.
The IT department is like the Avengers of the office. They assemble when there's a crisis, and half the time, they're dealing with someone who thinks the cup holder is a CD-ROM tray.
IT guys are like the doctors of the digital world. They use phrases like 'virus,' 'malware,' and 'system failure,' and suddenly, I feel like my computer needs a flu shot.
I asked an IT guy if he believed in ghosts. He said, 'No, but I've seen some terrifying things in people's browsing histories.'
I tried fixing my computer myself, and now it won't turn on. I guess I misunderstood the 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' command. I thought it meant 'Control everything and hope for the best.'
I asked an IT guy for help with my Wi-Fi. He said, 'Try standing on one leg, facing north, while chanting the Wi-Fi password.' Turns out, he was kidding. But now my neighbors think I'm starting a weird cult.

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