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You ever notice how inventors are the unsung heroes of laziness? I mean, I'm pretty sure the guy who invented the remote control wasn't thinking about the advancement of technology. He was just tired of getting off the couch to change the channel. "Honey, pass me that invention. No, not the baby, the remote!
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I was reading about this inventor who claimed he came up with his million-dollar idea in the shower. Now, call me skeptical, but my best shower ideas usually involve what shampoo bottle to use as a makeshift microphone. If I were an inventor, my big revelation would be a water-resistant notepad, because by the time I'm out, my genius is as gone as that pesky shower hair clog.
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Who here has a drawer in their kitchen dedicated to random gadgets that looked useful on TV but are now just gathering dust? Yeah, that's my "Inventor's Graveyard." I've got a banana slicer that's more dangerous than a lightsaber, and a contraption that promised to peel garlic but ended up peeling my patience instead.
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Being an inventor has its challenges. Take Thomas Edison, for example. The guy invented the light bulb, but I bet his neighbors weren't too thrilled. "Hey, Tom, mind dimming that thing? Trying to sleep here!" I can picture Edison in his workshop thinking, "I just wanted to brighten up the world, not blind the guy next door.
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