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I tried to have a conversation with my cat about social issues. She just stared at me and then knocked my phone off the table.
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Why did the talkative phone go to therapy? It had too many missed connections!
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I tried to make a joke about social distancing, but this one never gets close to being funny.
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I invited my plants to a party. They said they couldn't come because they had to leaf early.
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I started a band for introverts. We don't perform; we just practice quietly in separate rooms.
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I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament. Good players are hard to find.
The Lost Art of Interaction
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You ever notice how people these days are so glued to their phones that the only interaction they have is with the touchscreen? I tried to have a conversation with a friend, and they swiped left on me. I felt rejected by an index finger!
Selfie Stick Struggles
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I got a selfie stick, thinking I'd look cool and capture epic moments. Now, I just look like a wizard trying to cast a spell with a metal wand. Expecto Awkwardus!
Social Media Diet
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I'm on a social media diet – I deleted all my accounts. Now, instead of scrolling through Instagram, I stare out the window like a dog waiting for its owner to return. I call it real-life Instagram.
Zoom Party Prodigy
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I've become a pro at Zoom parties. I can fake enthusiasm with just the right amount of head nods. It's like an Oscar-winning performance, but instead of a trophy, I get to mute my mic and go back to binge-watching Netflix.
Friendship vs. WiFi
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You know your priorities have shifted when you get excited about a friend visiting because you can finally ask them to fix your Wi-Fi. Who needs emotional support when your router needs a pep talk?
Social Media Detective
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I'm so good at stalking people on social media that I accidentally revealed a surprise party to the birthday person. I should get a detective badge for my investigative skills or at least a badge for ruining surprises.
Emojis Speak Louder Than Words
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Have you noticed how emojis have become our universal language? I tried sending a resume with just emojis – turns out, employers don't appreciate a smiling poop to represent job satisfaction.
Swipe-Right Confusion
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I tried online dating, but the only thing I matched with was confusion. I swiped right so many times; I think my phone believes I'm in a committed relationship with indecision.
Auto-Correct Feud
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My phone and I are in a constant battle because of auto-correct. I sent a message saying, I'll be there in a sex, and my phone changed it to I'll be there in a sec. Awkward. Now, everyone thinks I have weird plans.
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