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The Umpire
Balancing fairness and player complaints
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Catchers are the real heroes. They squat for hours, taking abuse from both teams. I told a catcher, "You're like a therapist back there, listening to all their complaints. Just remember, the mitt is not for catching feelings!
The Outfielder
Dealing with distractions in the outfield
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Ever try catching a ball with the sun in your eyes? It's like playing catch with the sun, and the sun doesn't play fair. I told the sun, "Give us a break! We're just trying to have a sunny disposition, not a blinded one!
The Baseball Coach
Balancing the team's success with players' quirky habits
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Trying to manage a team is like herding cats. One player insists on using a pink bat because he swears it improves his hitting. I told him, "We're not playing My Little Ponyball, but if it gets us home runs, paint the town pink!
The Baseball Mom
Navigating the drama of little league and overzealous parents
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Trying to organize carpool is like herding cats with a whistle. One mom showed up late, and I said, "You're not fashionably late; you're just late. The game started, and now we're down a player and a ride!
The Rookie
Navigating the unwritten rules of the dugout
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The unwritten rulebook is thicker than a Harry Potter novel. Apparently, you're not supposed to talk to the pitcher during a perfect game. I asked why, and they said, "It's bad luck." I replied, "Well, if silence is golden, we just hit the jackpot!
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