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The Hand Sanitizer Enthusiast
The quest for a germ-free existence in an infectious world.
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I've reached a point where I judge people based on the quality of their hand sanitizer. If your sanitizer smells like lavender, we can be friends. If it smells like regret, we might have a problem.
The Immune System's Dilemma
Balancing the duty to protect the body with the annoyance of dealing with infectious intruders.
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My immune system thinks it's the boss, but I'm convinced it's just a control freak. It sees a germ and goes, "Nobody invited you to this party! Time to shut it down!
The Conspiracy Theorist Germ
Trying to spread without being labeled as part of some grand conspiracy.
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I tried to join a support group for misunderstood germs, but it turns out they were all undercover antibodies. It's hard being a germ with trust issues.
The Hypochondriac's Nightmare
Living in constant fear of being infected.
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You know you're a hypochondriac when you see someone cough, and you're already writing your will. "To my family, I leave my Netflix password and my collection of antibacterial wipes. Stay safe!
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