9+ Best One Liners Jokes For inedible

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I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

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