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The Overenthusiastic New Employee
Trying to impress during the company's induction process
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I overheard someone say, "Induction is like a first date with the company." So, naturally, I brought flowers and tried to impress them by picking up the check for my own salary. I guess corporate finance doesn't work that way.
The Stand-Up Comedian in Induction
Trying to turn every induction moment into a punchline
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During the icebreaker, they said, "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself." I said, "I once told a joke so bad it got me kicked out of a library. Apparently, they don't appreciate loud laughter during 'serious reading time.'
The Procrastinator
Avoiding induction tasks until the last minute
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I heard they were testing our attention to detail during induction, so I spent the entire time drawing doodles on the paperwork. Turns out, they weren't looking for an artist; they were looking for someone who could spell their own name.
The Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist
Believing induction is a government plot to control your mind
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They handed out employee handbooks during induction, and I found a section on "proper mind control resistance techniques." I guess that explains the mandatory coffee breaks—they're trying to decaffeinate our rebellion.
The Tech Guru
Confused by the analog world during induction
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During the induction, they introduced us to the concept of a "coffee break." I thought, "Is that like a buffering pause for humans?" Because if it is, count me in—I could use some time to process this analog reality.
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