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Isn't it funny how at the beginning of a haircut, you're filled with anticipation? "I'm going to look like a movie star!" Halfway through, you're praying you don't walk out looking like you lost a battle with a lawnmower.
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You ever notice how in the beginning of every group project, everyone's full of enthusiasm and promise? "We'll conquer the world!" Then by the end, you're just praying to survive the next 48 hours without throttling your teammates.
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You know how in the beginning of a workout class, everyone's pumping each other up? "We got this! Feel the burn!" But halfway through, you catch your reflection in the mirror, and it looks like you're auditioning for a role in a horror movie.
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Ever notice that at the beginning of a movie, you're full of hope and anticipation? Two hours in, you're not sure if you're watching a thriller or a documentary on paint drying.
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You ever notice how in the beginning of a new hobby, you're convinced you'll become a pro? "I'll be the next Picasso!" Cut to your attempt at painting, and it looks like a toddler's masterpiece gone wrong.
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Ever notice that at the start of a relationship, you're both experts at listening? You hang on every word, nodding and smiling. Fast forward a few months, and you're an expert at selective hearing. "Sorry, honey, did you say something?
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Isn't it strange how in the beginning of a diet, you become an overnight expert on all things nutritional? "I read an article once; kale is the answer to everything!" Cut to a week later, and you're double-fisting donuts, wondering where it all went wrong.
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Isn't it amusing how at the beginning of a family gathering, everyone's on their best behavior? "Oh, Aunt Karen, you look fabulous!" Fast forward a few hours, and you're all engaged in a heated debate about who forgot to bring the potato salad.
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It's funny how in the beginning of a cooking show, everything seems so simple. "Just whip up this gourmet meal in 30 minutes!" Cut to you, five hours later, surrounded by burnt pans, questioning your life choices.
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