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Overzealous GPS
Trying to be too helpful
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The other day, my GPS got passive-aggressive. It said, "If you'd listened to me 10 minutes ago, we wouldn't be in this mess." I'm like, "I missed a turn, not a mortgage payment!
Overenthusiastic Personal Trainer
Making basic exercises sound like extreme sports
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The other day, he handed me a water bottle and said, "Hydration is key to survival in the fitness wilderness." I'm at the gym, not auditioning for a survival reality show.
Overimaginative Pet Psychic
Interpreting mundane pet behavior as supernatural events
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The psychic told me my hamster was a wise old soul. I'm pretty sure my hamster's wisdom is limited to knowing where the best hiding spots for snacks are. He's not Confucius in a cage.
Overprotective Smart Home System
Misinterpreting every noise as a security threat
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Last night, I sneezed, and my smart home system said, "Bless you. Also, I've notified the authorities of a potential disturbance." I appreciate the concern, but it's just allergies, not a home invasion.
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