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I introduced my imaginary girlfriend to my parents. They were thrilled. "Finally, someone who meets our standards!" Little do they know, she's the imaginary MVP of my love life.
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Dating an imaginary girlfriend is like having a pet rock. Low maintenance, no drama, and you don't have to share your snacks. Just don't accidentally introduce her to your friends; that gets awkward.
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My friends keep telling me to find a real girlfriend, but I'm like, "Have you met my imaginary one? She's fantastic; we never fight, and she's always down for whatever I want to do. Can't beat that!
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Trying to break up with my imaginary girlfriend is tough. I told her it's over, and she just stared at me with those non-existent eyes. Now I'm not sure who's haunting whom.
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The other day, I caught myself arguing with my imaginary girlfriend in public. People were giving me weird looks. I had to pretend I was on a Bluetooth call. "No, babe, I told you, I can't pick up the milk right now.
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I asked my imaginary girlfriend what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, "A little space." I thought, "Well, you already don't exist, how much more space do you need?
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People say you can't buy happiness, but have they tried buying an imaginary girlfriend? It's like having a personal happiness subscription – cancel anytime, no strings attached, literally.
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My imaginary girlfriend and I had a heated argument the other day. I told her, "You never listen!" She replied, "Well, that's because you never say anything out loud.
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The downside of having an imaginary girlfriend is she's really bad at giving directions. I asked her where she wanted to go for dinner, and she said, "I don't care." Great, now I'm lost and hungry.
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