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Let’s talk about filters. I swear, filters are like the real-life version of those old-timey photo retouchers, but now we all have them in our pockets. You see someone online, they look like a million bucks, right? But then you bump into them at the grocery store, and you're thinking, "Did I just time travel?" It's like a superhero secret identity reveal! Filters are getting so advanced; they should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Use of this filter may cause disbelief in your own reflection.
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Posing for pictures has evolved into this whole Olympic sport. There's the classic smile, the peace sign, the duck face, the fish gape—seriously, what's next, the flamingo stance? And then there's the dilemma of arm placement. What do I do with these appendages? One arm’s like, "Hang loose!" and the other’s like, "I’m lost, what do I do?" And let's not forget the struggle of holding a pose for too long; you start looking like a wax figure melting in the sun! I think we need a posing coach just to navigate through the ever-changing trends of looking presentable in a photo.
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You ever notice how people are more into capturing the perfect moment than actually living it? I mean, seriously, we’ve become a society that sees life through a lens. It's like the other day I saw this group of friends at a restaurant, right? They ordered their food, and the first thing they did when it arrived wasn’t even to taste it. Nope. It was to arrange this elaborate photoshoot with their plates, as if their meal was the next Picasso! They were adjusting angles, finding the best lighting, all to snap that perfect Instagram pic. Meanwhile, their fries are getting cold, their drinks are sweating, and I’m just here thinking, "Do it for the gram, but please, don’t let your food get cold for the 'gram'!
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You ever take a selfie, and then you look in the mirror, and you're like, "Hold up, wait a minute! Did my camera take a different course in photography school?" I mean, how can a camera suddenly make you look like you just stepped off a magazine cover, while the mirror is like, "Nope, you’re still in your pajamas, buddy"? The mirror’s the real friend here, it keeps it real, while the camera’s like, "Let me sprinkle some fairy dust and give you a whole new face!
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