5 Jokes For Ijk

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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The Office Cubicle Dweller

Navigating office politics and avoiding work
I asked my co-worker how he stays so calm in the chaos of the office. He said, "I pretend I'm on a deserted island. With Wi-Fi.

The Fitness Freak

Balancing a healthy lifestyle and the love for pizza
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror – that way, I can keep an eye on it.

The Overly Organized Mom

Trying to keep a tidy house with chaotic kids
I told my kids they could be anything they wanted. Apparently, "tidy" isn't one of those things.

The Tech Support Guy

Dealing with clueless customers
My friend asked me if I could fix his computer for free. I told him, "Sure, just like your love life – it'll take forever, and there are no guarantees.

The Perpetual Procrastinator

Putting off everything until the last minute
Procrastination is like a credit card. It's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

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