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How do you know if an igloo is occupied? You see a 'chill' sign on the door!
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Why did the computer love spending time in the igloo? It had great byte!
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Why did the yeti refuse to live in an igloo? It wanted a warmer 'abominable' home!
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Igloos have this unique feature – built-in refrigeration. It's fantastic for storing leftovers; the only problem is trying to find where you left them in the maze of icy corridors.
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Living in an igloo is like having your own personal snow globe, but instead of shaking it up for fun, Mother Nature does it every time you need something from the fridge.
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I asked my friend if he'd join me in my igloo. He said, 'Why would I willingly live in an ice cube when I can just buy bagged ice at the store?' Touché, my friend, touché.
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I tried to make my igloo look modern by adding a skylight. Now, every time it snows, I have my very own natural light show. It's like living inside a giant, freezing disco ball.
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I tried building an igloo once. Turns out, my idea of 'structural integrity' is just a fancy way of saying 'frozen Jenga.'
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I told my friends I was going to host a summer party in my igloo. They asked if I'd gone mad. I said, 'No, I just wanted to see if anyone could break the record for the fastest melted popsicle.'
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I told my family I was going to start a business selling igloos. They said it was a terrible idea. I guess they're just not ready for the next cool thing in real estate.
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Igloos are great for social distancing – not by choice, but because no one wants to visit you when the entrance involves climbing through a tunnel of snow and praying they don't get stuck.
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Igloos are the original tiny homes. I've been living in one, and let me tell you, the minimalist lifestyle is great until you misplace your ice scraper and have to use a spatula.
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