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You ever notice that if you don't immediately like someone's post, it's like you've personally insulted their photography skills? Sorry, Karen, I can't heart your kale salad for the third time today!
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Ever notice that if you don't bring enough snacks to a gathering, you're suddenly seen as a party saboteur? It's like your contribution to the social occasion is measured by your chip-to-dip ratio.
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Have you noticed that if you don't fill the ice cube tray after using it, you're suddenly the cause of the next Great Ice Age in your household? The blame for tepid drinks rests solely on your shoulders.
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Have you noticed that if you don't set multiple alarms in the morning, your brain assumes it's on vacation? It's like hitting snooze is the default setting for adulthood.
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It's amusing how if you don't RSVP to an event, people assume you're either the most indecisive person or a secret agent operating under deep cover. Nope, I'm just not sure if I'll be in the mood for small talk next month!
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It's fascinating how if you don't laugh at someone's joke, suddenly you're responsible for their entire self-esteem crisis. Like, sorry, I didn't know my chuckle was a life raft for your validation!
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It's interesting how if you don't hold the elevator door for someone, suddenly you're the villain in their personal 'Doors: A Tragedy' drama. It's not my fault I have slow reflexes!
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You know, if you don't answer your phone within the first three rings, people start assuming you've been kidnapped. I mean, seriously, it's like an unsaid rule of society: slow response equals emergency situation!
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You know, if you don't keep up with your social media updates, it's as if you've gone off the grid completely. People start sending out search parties wondering if you're still breathing!
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