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Why did the iceberg break up with the glacier? It felt things were getting too frosty.
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I dropped my ice cream on the floor, and my dog just looked at me like it was his birthday.
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I accidentally stepped on a frozen puddle. Now I have cold feet in more ways than one.
Penguin Therapy
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I told my icy friend they should try therapy, you know, to thaw out a bit. They said they already tried it but felt uncomfortable because the therapist kept asking them to break the ice. I guess emotional breakthroughs are a bit tricky when you're wearing snowshoes.
Polar Opposites
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I once dated someone who was icy in the relationship. I'd try to cuddle, and they'd say, Let's just keep a safe distance, like the North and South Poles. I should've known it wasn't going to work when they insisted on scheduling arguments in the middle of a blizzard.
Brain Freeze Philosophy
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Some people's thoughts are so icy; it's like they have a perpetual brain freeze. I asked my friend for advice, and they said, Just chill and let life happen. I'm not sure if that's wisdom or just a brain freeze talking. Maybe that's the secret to enlightenment – slushies and profound insights.
The Iceberg of Emotions
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I have a friend who's emotionally like an iceberg. You only see about 10% of what they're feeling, and the other 90% is hidden beneath the surface. I tried asking them how they're doing, and they said, I'm fine. I'm pretty sure their definition of fine is frozen, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.
Frozen Expressions
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Some people have facial expressions that are icier than an Eskimo's ice cream cone. I tried telling a joke to my friend, and they looked at me like I just told them I ran over their pet snowman. I guess laughter melts their stoic exterior, but so far, I haven't found the right punchline to defrost them.
Cold Shoulder Olympics
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Have you ever been in an argument with someone who's icy? It's like competing in the Cold Shoulder Olympics. They give the silent treatment so well; I tried to warm things up by bringing a heated blanket to the conversation. Let's just say, I got the gold in awkwardness.
Ice, Ice, Maybe?
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I met someone who's so icy, they make the Arctic look like a hot tub. I asked them if they believe in global warming, and they said, I don't know, but my heart's frozen solid. I guess their ideal date night is watching documentaries about glaciers and playing romantic games of Freeze Tag.
Winter Wonderland Breakup
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Breaking up with an icy person is like trying to thaw a snowman with a hairdryer. They just stand there, cold and unmoved, while you're left wondering if maybe a warm hug and a cup of hot cocoa would have saved the relationship. Next time, I'm bringing marshmallows.
Chillin' with the Iceman
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You ever notice how some people are just icy all the time? I mean, I tried talking to my neighbor, and I got frostbite from the conversation. I had to wear a thermal suit just to borrow a cup of sugar. I think his idea of small talk is discussing the latest developments in polar bear fashion.
The Frozen Friendzone
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I got friend-zoned so hard; I felt like I was trapped in Elsa's castle. I tried to let it go, but every time I see them, it's like a blizzard of awkwardness. If only love melted frozen hearts as easily as it does in animated movies. I guess I'll just have to settle for being the goofy sidekick in my own romantic comedy.
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