5 I Miss You Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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The Technology Trap

Overreliance on technology to bridge the emotional gap
Social media is great for couples in a long-distance relationship. It's the only place where excessive PDA is not only accepted but encouraged. My Facebook relationship status is basically my relationship's primary mode of communication.

The Pet Perspective

Your pet misses the other person too
I have a pet fish. I'm pretty sure he misses my partner too. Either that or he's just a drama queen because every time I come near the tank, he swims away dramatically. I didn't know fish could be so emotionally complex.

The Grocery Store Blues

Shopping for one and realizing you don't need as much food
Cooking for one is an adventure in portion control. I made spaghetti for dinner, and now I have leftovers for the next week. Anyone want to come over for the sixth consecutive night of spaghetti? No? Okay, more for me.

The Empty Side of the Bed

Missing the warmth of your partner beside you
Sleeping alone is an Olympic sport. I've mastered the art of stealing the covers and arguing with myself about who finished the last of the cereal. It's a gold medal in loneliness.

The Long-Distance Relationship

Missing your significant other in a long-distance relationship
Long-distance relationships are like using GPS. You know you're going the right way, but the ETA is just too damn long. I miss her like my GPS misses the turn.

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