6+ Best One Liners Jokes For hypocrite

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I told the hypocrite a joke, and they said, 'That's not funny.' I said, 'Neither are your double standards!

I asked the hypocrite if they believed in ghosts. They said no, but they still check under their bed for politicians before going to sleep!

I tried to teach my dog not to be a hypocrite. Now, he only barks at the mailman on days ending with 'y'!

I used to be a hypocrite, but I gave that up for Lent... and never looked back!

I told my friend he was a hypocrite. He laughed, and I laughed. He changed, and I laughed even harder!

I told the hypocrite they should run for office. They asked why. I said, 'You've already mastered the art of talking out of both sides of your mouth!

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