4 Jokes For Hygienist

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Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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Have you noticed that hygienists have a strange sense of humor? They're poking and prodding, and suddenly they say something like, "You have great saliva flow." I'm like, "Is that a compliment? Do I get a trophy for that?" I don't know what to do with that information.
And they
Let's talk about dental hygiene for a moment. They say you should floss every day. I don't know about you, but I lie to my hygienist every time. "Yes, of course, I floss every day." Meanwhile, the last time I flossed was probably when I had something stuck in my
You ever been to the dentist? Of course, you have. We all have to face that hygienist. You know, the person who seems to think your mouth is a crime scene and they're the forensic investigator. They put on that mask, gloves, and goggles like they're about to clean up
You ever feel like the hygienist is trying to hypnotize you with that light they shine in your face? It's like they're saying, "You are getting very sleepy, and you will forget all the discomfort and the fact that you have to pay for this torture."
And they tell you

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