8+ Best One Liners Jokes For hurts

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it – then my jeans hurt.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's so good, I can't put it down!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. My ears were getting sore.

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