5 Jokes For Hungry

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 21 2024

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Starving Student

Balancing the budget between ramen noodles and dreams
I thought about getting a gym membership, but then I realized carrying groceries up three flights of stairs is the only workout I need. It's the hunger games, but with bags of chips.

Hangry Parent

Trying to prepare a family meal while everyone is already snacking
I tried to introduce my kids to vegetables, but they just stared at them like they were alien invaders. I finally figured it out – vegetables are the unwanted guests at the snack party.

Hangry Athlete

The struggle of maintaining a strict diet
I told my friend I was cutting carbs, and they looked at me like I said I was giving up oxygen. It's tough, but I'm committed. I've become a master at eating invisible sandwiches. They're low-calorie and very crunchy – it's all in the imagination.

Hangry Chef

Dealing with picky eaters in the restaurant
I once had a customer send back a salad because it had too many greens. I mean, what did they expect? It's a salad, not a Skittles bowl. Next time, I'll just serve them a plate of air.

Hangry Coworker

Surviving the office on an empty stomach
My boss asked why I was late to the morning meeting. I told him I was stuck in traffic, but the truth is, I got caught in the office elevator with the smell of someone reheating fish in the microwave. I needed a moment to compose myself.

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