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You ever had a roommate who’s a hunchback? Yeah, I did. Thought I was living with Quasimodo’s distant cousin for a while. The guy had this unique ability to always hide things in the most impossible places. I swear, it’s like he was single-handedly trying to keep chiropractors in business. "Hey, where’s the remote?" You'd find it hanging off a lampshade or perched atop the fridge, like a decoration. And let's not even start on trying to find the sugar. I felt like Indiana Jones on a quest for sweetener every morning.
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My hunchback friend tried to convince me to join him at the gym. He claimed he had an advantage with back workouts. I was skeptical. I mean, the dude had a permanent slouch, but he’s acting like he's got the secret to a killer back workout. So, I go with him, and he’s there doing these exercises, lifting weights like he’s auditioning for a role in "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame: The Sequel." Meanwhile, I'm struggling with basic stretches. He was like, "Feel the burn!" I'm like, "I just feel my regular posture getting worse!
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Traveling with a hunchback can be surprisingly advantageous. I once stood in this ridiculously long airport security line, feeling all the impatience in the world. Then, my hunchback friend strolls up and, voila, suddenly we’re VIPs! It's like having a built-in fast pass at Disneyland. Security took one look at his unique posture and ushered us right through. I mean, who knew a little spinal curvature could be so convenient? I owe that guy for shaving off hours of waiting time at airports.
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Dating someone with a hunchback is like being in a constant game of hide-and-seek. You're out on a romantic dinner, and suddenly you realize, "Where did my date disappear to?" They're not storming off dramatically; they just found a perfect hiding spot in plain sight. It’s all fun and games until you’re at a crowded party, and your partner decides to play the 'I'm blending into the decor' game. "Honey, we're not at a camouflage convention!" But hey, at least they’ve got a knack for surprising you.
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