5 Jokes For Humpty Dumpty

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Humpty Dumpty's Therapist

Trying to put the pieces back together
My sessions with Humpty are like Humpty himself - they're all about breaking through those emotional walls.

Humpty Dumpty's Personal Trainer

Rehabilitating after the fall
Humpty said he wanted a workout that's easy on the joints. I suggested swimming. He looked at me and said, "Isn't that like boiling water for my kind?

Humpty Dumpty's Social Media Manager

Rebranding after the fall
I told Humpty, "We need to show the world the sunny side of you, even if you're a bit scrambled right now.

Humpty Dumpty's Insurance Agent

Determining if the fall is covered
I told Humpty, "Next time, maybe consider egg-sploring different types of insurance. This one clearly didn't have you covered.

Humpty Dumpty's GPS

Providing navigation advice
I told Humpty, "You know, most people use stairs or elevators. Climbing walls is so last fairy tale.

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