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You ever play that game where you type random letters on your keyboard and see if autocorrect can figure it out? I sent a message to my mom that was just a string of consonants, and somehow it translated into a recipe for lasagna. I think autocorrect moonlights as a culinary genius.
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I love how spell check acts like a grammar superhero, swooping in to save the day. But sometimes, it feels like it's just making things up. I wrote, "I'm feeling grumpy," and it suggested, "I'm feeling giraffe." Well, thanks for the creative input, but I'll stick with grumpy for now.
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You know, I was thinking about the English language the other day. We have these words that just defy logic. Like, "how to spell." Shouldn't it be "how to spel" or "how to spehl"? I mean, who decided it was spelled 'spell' and not 'spel'? It's like they're playing Scrabble with our minds.
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You ever notice how the word 'abbreviation' is so long? I mean, it's like the irony police had a field day with that one. "Let's take the longest word possible and call it an abbreviation. Brilliant!
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Spelling bees are like the Olympics of nerdom. I watched one the other day, and those kids are spelling words I didn't even know existed. I'm sitting there thinking, "Is 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' really necessary in everyday conversation?
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I asked Siri how to spell 'phenomenon,' and she replied, "P-H-E-N-O...wait, are you sure you want to use such a complicated word? How about just saying 'cool stuff'?" Thanks, Siri, for saving me from sounding too sophisticated.
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You ever notice how autocorrect thinks it's the Shakespeare of our time? I mean, I'm just trying to type "How are you?" and suddenly it suggests, "How zebra you?" Like, yeah, that's exactly what I meant. My friend must be having a wild day at the zoo.
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I tried to teach my friend how to spell 'onomatopoeia.' Yeah, good luck with that one. I felt like a spelling bee coach with a linguistic obstacle course. "O-N-O-M-A-T... oh, forget it, let's just call it the 'sound word' and move on with our lives.
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My spell check is like a grammar vigilante. I wrote a simple sentence, and it corrected me, saying, "You might want to consider a semicolon there." I'm just over here trying not to confuse the comma and the semicolon; they're like the identical twins of punctuation.
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