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Gardening Gone Wrong
Dealing with a stubborn plant in the garden
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Caught a plant wilting. I'm like, "How's it hanging, buddy?" It replies, "Not great, considering you water me once a month. I'm practically a cactus at this point.
Online Dating
Navigating the world of online dating
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Met someone who said they were into long walks on the beach. I ask, "How's it hanging?" They say, "Like a beach towel on a windy day." I'm thinking, "I just wanted a romantic sunset, not a laundry mishap.
Office Pranks
When your colleagues decide to play pranks on you at work
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Got a fake resignation letter on my desk. Colleagues are laughing, and the boss asks, "How's it hanging?" I reply, "Hanging by a thread, just like my job security after that stunt.
Spider in the Corner
When you spot a spider in the corner of the room
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I swear that spider is judging me. It's got this look like, "You call this interior design? Humans, I tell ya. No sense of web aesthetics.
Yoga Class
Trying to impress in a yoga class
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In yoga, they always tell you to find your center. I found mine – it's in the snack aisle at the grocery store. The instructor asks, "How's it hanging?" I reply, "Well, if I grab that bag of chips, it'll be hanging a lot better.
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