9 Jokes For How Many Does It Take

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three - one to administer the anesthesia, one to extract the old bulb, and one to offer a brighter replacement.
How many gardeners does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes a few seasons to grow on them.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another to change it back again.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they have to do it at 127 beats per minute.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but they'll need three auditions and a stunt double.
How many construction workers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they'll take five cigarette breaks before finishing.
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want it changed into!
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Is it better with lens one or lens two?
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb really has to want to change.

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