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How do you make a chef stop cooking?
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Hand them a microwave and challenge them to recreate a five-star meal in two minutes. Suddenly, they'll be scrambling more than their eggs!
How do you make a politician tell the truth?
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Tell them it's an off-the-record, secret, Snapchat video that disappears in 24 hours. Suddenly, it's the most transparent interview you've ever seen!
How do you make a comedian reveal their worst joke?
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Tell them it’s a roast session, and the audience is just there to make them feel better about their choice of career. Suddenly, every punchline becomes a pitiful plea for validation.
How do you make a teenager clean their room?
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Challenge them to find their lost AirPods in less than 5 minutes. You'll see a room transformed faster than you can say 'wireless.'
How do you make a hipster drink mainstream coffee?
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Tell them it's artisanal, single-origin, cold-brewed, ethically sourced, gluten-free, and endorsed by a unicorn. They'll think it's the new underground trend.
How do you make a gym buff skip leg day?
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Show them a new 'arm day' app that promises biceps like beach balls in a week. Watch them waddle around the gym, arm-curling everything in sight!
How do you make a toddler share their toys?
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Whisper that Santa's been watching and he’s got a strict 'sharing or coal' policy this year. Suddenly, every toy is communal property.
How do you make a cat exercise?
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Put its favorite treat on a treadmill and watch it become a furry Olympian... or just watch it stare at you with even more contempt.
How do you make a millennial stop scrolling?
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Throw a fidget spinner into the mix. They won't know whether to swipe left or right!
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