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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

How do you make a chef stop cooking?

Hand them a microwave and challenge them to recreate a five-star meal in two minutes. Suddenly, they'll be scrambling more than their eggs!

How do you make a politician tell the truth?

Tell them it's an off-the-record, secret, Snapchat video that disappears in 24 hours. Suddenly, it's the most transparent interview you've ever seen!

How do you make a comedian reveal their worst joke?

Tell them it’s a roast session, and the audience is just there to make them feel better about their choice of career. Suddenly, every punchline becomes a pitiful plea for validation.

How do you make a teenager clean their room?

Challenge them to find their lost AirPods in less than 5 minutes. You'll see a room transformed faster than you can say 'wireless.'

How do you make a hipster drink mainstream coffee?

Tell them it's artisanal, single-origin, cold-brewed, ethically sourced, gluten-free, and endorsed by a unicorn. They'll think it's the new underground trend.

How do you make a gym buff skip leg day?

Show them a new 'arm day' app that promises biceps like beach balls in a week. Watch them waddle around the gym, arm-curling everything in sight!

How do you make a toddler share their toys?

Whisper that Santa's been watching and he’s got a strict 'sharing or coal' policy this year. Suddenly, every toy is communal property.

How do you make a cat exercise?

Put its favorite treat on a treadmill and watch it become a furry Olympian... or just watch it stare at you with even more contempt.

How do you make a millennial stop scrolling?

Throw a fidget spinner into the mix. They won't know whether to swipe left or right!

How do you make a computer geek socialize?

Tell them there's a live update on the latest version of 'Human Interaction Simulator.' But, spoiler alert: It’s still in beta and crashes frequently.

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