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You ever notice how hot as... a summer day is? I mean, it's so hot, even the sun's like, "I need a break, can someone turn on the AC?
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Have you ever touched the steering wheel of a parked car in the summer? It's hot as a secret agent caught in the act – you gotta approach it slowly and with extreme caution.
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Hot as a cup of coffee you forgot about for an hour. You take a sip, and suddenly your taste buds are on vacation to the Sahara Desert.
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Hot as waiting for your food to cool down after microwaving it for three minutes. It's a test of patience, and the microwave is like, "Surprise! It's still lava-hot!
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Hot as trying to come up with a clever caption for your beach Instagram photo. It's like, "Just trying not to look like a lobster, but also want to seem cool and beachy. #StruggleIsReal
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Hot as a trending meme in the summer. You know it's hot when your phone starts autocorrecting everything to "melting" and "sweating.
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Hot as the weather app pretending it's only 80 degrees when you know it's a solid 100 outside. It's like, "Nice try, app, but my sweat glands are not fooled.
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Hot as pretending to enjoy a hot yoga class because someone said it's good for you. I'm sweating out toxins, but all I can think is, "I just want my toxins to stay in and chill!
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Trying to wear jeans in the summer is hot as playing hide-and-seek with your air conditioning bill. Spoiler alert: the bill always finds you.
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