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Why did the host computer go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!
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Why did the web host get tired at the party? It had too many download requests – it needed a server break!
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What did the web host say to the guest who asked for the Wi-Fi password? 'Sorry, that information is encrypted – you'll have to crack the code!'
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Why did the server host throw a great party? Because it had a fantastic bandwidth!
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Why did the computer host file a police report? Because its memory was stolen!
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Why was the host embarrassed? Because it forgot the Wi-Fi password at its own party!
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How did the web host entertain its guests? With some good old-fashioned bandwidth music!
Ghost Hosts: The Ultimate Airbnb Experience
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I tried Airbnb for the first time, and the hosts were so hospitable that they didn't even let death get in the way. They're what I like to call ghost hosts. The welcome note said, Help yourself to the fridge, but beware of the ectoplasmic leftovers. I mean, who needs complimentary breakfast when you've got transparent hosts?
Poltergeist Pranks
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My friends decided to play a prank on me by hiring a poltergeist for my birthday. I came home, and things were flying around the room. I said, Joke's on you, I live with ghosts every day – this is just another Tuesday! I'm pretty sure the poltergeist felt upstaged by my spectral roommates.
Ghostbusters on Speed Dial
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I've got ghosts in my house, and I'm thinking of calling the Ghostbusters. But then I remembered it's 2023, and they probably retired to Florida or something. So now, instead of proton packs, they're armed with canes, and their catchphrase is, I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but my sciatica is acting up again!
Haunted Hotel Reviews
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I booked a stay at a haunted hotel, thinking it would be a unique experience. The TripAdvisor reviews were right – it's a ghostly getaway! Although, the bed was so uncomfortable that I considered sleeping on the ceiling like a ghost, just to avoid the springs poking me. Three stars for the ghosts, one star for the mattress.
Haunted Housekeeping Woes
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I asked my ghost to help with housekeeping – you know, maybe dust the shelves or vacuum the ectoplasm. But no, it turns out ghosts are not into chores. I told my ghost, At least slam a few doors dramatically – that's easy and adds to the haunted ambiance! Lazy ghosts, always haunting but never helping.
When Ghosts Become Room Service
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I ordered takeout the other night, and the delivery guy was a ghost. I didn't even notice until he handed me the food, and it just floated there. I said, Dude, I ordered Pad Thai, not paranormal activity! Now, my Yelp review reads, Great food, questionable delivery service – they really take the term 'ghost kitchen' seriously.
Hosts with the Most Ghosts
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You know, I recently moved into a new apartment, and the landlord failed to mention that I have some unexpected roommates. I call them my hosts with the most ghosts. Apparently, it's a haunted place, but I figured, hey, at least I'm never alone. It's like having spectral roommates who never do the dishes, but also never pay rent.
The Ghost Whisperer's Unwanted Advice
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I hired a ghost whisperer to communicate with the spirits in my house. The first thing the ghost whisperer said was, You've got a ghost who thinks your taste in music is hauntingly bad. I thought, Great, even in the afterlife, they're critiquing my playlist. I hope they at least appreciate my killer dance moves.
Ghost Therapy: Casper Edition
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I decided to see a therapist to discuss my fear of ghosts. Turns out, my therapist is a ghost. It's like getting advice from Casper the Friendly Ghost. He said, Just embrace the spirits around you. I thought, Easy for you to say, Casper, you're not the one waking up to ghostly whispers saying, 'You should have worn matching socks today.'
Haunted House Party Etiquette
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I attended a haunted house party recently. It was all fun and games until a ghost complained that I was stealing its spotlight. I didn't know ghosts could be divas. I apologized and told it, Look, I'm just here for the BOOze and the ghostly good time, not to steal your ethereal thunder. Talk about a ghost with a drama degree!
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