5 Hosts To Do Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 25 2025

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The Clueless Newbie Host

Grappling with unfamiliar comedians' names
I mispronounced a comedian's name so badly that they had to take a moment to correct me. I said, "Please welcome to the stage, the incredibly talented... um, what's your name again?" The audience laughed, and they said, "It's on the poster behind you, buddy.

The Overly Enthusiastic Host

Dealing with a lackluster audience
I'm so enthusiastic that when people don't laugh at my jokes, I take it as a personal challenge. I told a guy in the front row, "You're the first person to resist my charm tonight," and he said, "Yeah, I'm also the first person to hear your charm tonight.

The Host with a Cliché Catchphrase

Trying to retire an overused catchphrase
I decided to try a new catchphrase, and the audience was so confused. They looked at me like I was speaking a different language. I guess my catchphrase was the only thing holding this fragile comedy ecosystem together.

The Host with Technical Issues

Battling with microphone problems
The microphone is so temperamental, it's like having a diva as a co-host. I asked it, "Can we please have some sound?" and it replied, "I'm sorry, I only work in surround sound, darling.

The Host as the Amateur Matchmaker

Navigating awkward romantic tensions among the audience
I tried to set up a date between an audience member and the bartender, thinking it would be cute. Turns out, they were already married. So, I basically hosted a comedy show at someone else's wedding reception.

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