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Horrible bosses have this uncanny talent for walking into your workspace right when you're watching a cat video to lift your spirits. Now I have to explain that I wasn't crying because of a spreadsheet but because Mr. Whiskers learned to high-five.
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Have you ever had a boss who schedules team-building exercises and thinks it will miraculously turn the office into a utopia? Yeah, nothing says team spirit like struggling to build a wobbly tower with Bob from accounting, who's convinced glue is the solution to everything.
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I had a boss who thought motivational posters were the key to a productive workplace. I'm sorry, but no amount of kittens hanging onto a tree branch with the caption "Hang in there" is going to fix the copier, Dave!
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Ever notice how horrible bosses always have the most comfortable chairs in their offices? It's like they're strategically positioned to make you spill your deepest, darkest work-related secrets during impromptu meetings.
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Horrible bosses are like ninjas, but instead of stealthily sneaking around, they appear out of nowhere just when you thought it was safe to take a longer lunch break. I swear they have a secret hideout with surveillance cameras tracking our snack time.
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You ever notice how horrible bosses have this magical ability to schedule meetings at the exact moment your coffee reaches its peak perfection? It's like they have a sixth sense for ruining the only joy you have in the office.
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Ever notice how horrible bosses always seem to have the most cryptic email signatures? It's like they attended a secret seminar on how to confuse your employees with inspirational quotes and obscure references. I'm just here trying to figure out what "Carpe Diem, synergize paradigm shift" means for my TPS reports.
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Horrible bosses love to delegate, but it's more like they're playing a game of "Pass the Hot Potato of Responsibility." And guess who always ends up with the scalding spud? Spoiler alert: not the boss.
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Horrible bosses seem to believe that the more unnecessary acronyms they use, the more professional they sound. I'm starting to think they just enjoy watching us nod our heads in confusion, pretending we know what on earth they're talking about.
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