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The Overcommitted Astrology Enthusiast
Juggling multiple horoscopes and astrological charts.
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According to my birth chart, I'm destined for success, but my to-do list says otherwise. Apparently, the stars didn't factor in my love for napping.
The Skeptic Astrologer
Trying to make sense of the zodiac while being skeptical.
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I tried to follow my horoscope's advice to "embrace change." So, I changed my Wi-Fi password. Now, the stars can try connecting to my universe.
The Literal Star-Crossed Lover
Taking horoscopes too literally in relationships.
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My horoscope advised me to "open my heart to new experiences." I did that, and now I'm banned from the zoo for trying to hug a penguin.
The Paranoid Mercury Retrograde Victim
Blaming everything on Mercury retrograde.
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Mercury retrograde is the reason I accidentally sent a love letter to my boss and a resignation letter to my crush. If planets had a sense of humor, mine's probably trending on Planet Twitter right now.
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