6 Jokes For Hookup

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Updated on: Mar 25 2025

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I told my date I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. She said, 'That's uplifting!
I told my date she should be a parking ticket because she's got 'Fine' written all over her!
My friend set me up on a blind date. It was like a surprise hookup party, and I was the guest of honor!
I tried to make a belt out of watches for my hookup, but it was a waist of time.
My date asked me if I believe in love at first sight. I said, 'Of course, that's why I've been staring at you all night!
I tried to impress my date with a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. I guess we didn't have any chemistry!

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