7 Jokes About Hooking Up

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Updated on: Mar 10 2025

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I asked my date if she likes Star Wars. She replied, 'I like the one where the Jedi orders pizza.
I told my date I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I asked my date if she believes in love at first sight. She said, 'Of course, that's why I brought a pepper spray.
I asked my date if she believes in love at first sight. She said, 'Of course, that's why I brought a pepper spray.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. It didn't work out because she was seeing someone on the side.
I told my crush I like math. Now we have a common denominator.
Dating a musician is key. They always know how to strike the right chord!

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