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Honda Hater
Disdain for all things Honda
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People say Hondas are reliable, but my toaster is reliable too, and I'm not bragging about it at car enthusiast meetups. "Yeah, I hit 60 slices of bread per minute. Beat that, Honda!
Honda Enthusiast
Trying to convince everyone that Hondas are the best cars
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Ever notice how people talk about their cars like they're in a relationship? My friend says, "I love the roar of my engine." I'm like, "Yeah, well, my Honda is more of a 'whisper sweet nothings about fuel efficiency' kind of relationship.
Honda Owner
Constantly defending the choice of a practical car
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I love how people brag about their fancy cars with all these high-tech features. I'm like, "Yeah, well, my Honda has the latest technology too. It's called 'reliable and affordable.' Ever heard of it?
Honda Mechanic
Dealing with customers who think they know more about cars than you
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Customers love to tell me about this noise their car is making, and I swear, half the time, it's just their mixtape playing on a busted speaker. I'm like, "Sir, your Honda is not a concert hall, and I'm not here for a musical performance. Let's stick to fixing the engine, shall we?
Honda Salesman
Dealing with skeptical customers
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My favorite is when someone asks, "Why should I buy a Honda?" I tell them, "Well, with a Honda, you're not just buying a car; you're buying a lifestyle. The kind of lifestyle where you can afford gas and maybe even some fancy air fresheners for that new car smell.
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