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Why did the homecoming poster go to the gym? It wanted to stick to its fitness goals!
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Why did the homecoming poster bring a ladder? It wanted to take its relationship to the next level!
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Why did the homecoming poster get an award? It was outstanding in its field!
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Why don't homecoming posters ever play hide and seek? They always get caught!
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Why did the homecoming poster apply for a job? It wanted a change of scenery!
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Homecoming posters are like the unsolicited compliments of the school. You can't escape them. I saw one that said, Dance the Night Away! Well, I'd love to, but my dance moves are more like a malfunctioning robot than the smooth grooves they're expecting. Dance the Night Away? More like Trip Over My Own Feet the Night Away.
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Have you seen these elaborate homecoming posters these days? It's like a competition of who can use the most glitter and neon colors. I saw one that practically blinded me. I thought I was being invited to a dance party, but it turns out, it was just a poster for calculus tutoring. Well, that explains why there were so many equations in sparkly font.
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Homecoming posters are like the school's attempt at matchmaking. I saw one that said, Find Your Perfect Match on the Dance Floor! I thought, great, maybe I'll meet my soulmate. But all I found was someone with two left feet, stepping on mine all night. Perfect match, indeed.
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You know those homecoming posters that say, Create Unforgettable Memories? Well, I tried to do a backflip on the dance floor, and now everyone will definitely remember me. Not for the acrobatics, but for the unexpected trip to the emergency room.
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Homecoming posters are like the school's way of saying, Let's Make Memories! Well, the only memory I made was accidentally stepping on the principal's foot during the slow dance. I didn't get a diploma that day, but I did get a stern lecture on the importance of coordination.
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You ever notice how homecoming posters are like the overachievers of school decorations? They're everywhere, plastered on walls, doors, even the bathroom stalls. I walked into the restroom the other day, and there it was, a glittery poster asking, Will you be my date at the dance? I just wanted some privacy, not a promposal in the bathroom.
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Homecoming posters are like the fortune tellers of the school, predicting a night of magic and enchantment. I followed one that said, Your Destiny Awaits! Destiny, it turns out, was waiting at the punch bowl, awkwardly trying to make small talk.
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I saw a homecoming poster that said, Dance Like Nobody's Watching. So, I did. And now there's a video of me attempting the worm on YouTube with the caption, Rare Species of Awkward Dancer Discovered.
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Homecoming posters are like the GPS of the school, guiding you to the dance. I saw one that said, Follow the Trail of Rose Petals. I did, and it led me straight to the janitor's closet. Turns out it wasn't a romantic gesture; they were just low on brooms.
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I saw a homecoming poster that said, Dress to Impress! Well, I showed up in a tuxedo, and everyone else was in jeans and sneakers. I looked like the lost member of a wedding party that took a wrong turn and ended up at a school dance. Note to self: check the dress code next time.
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