19 Jokes For Hitch Hiker

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Updated on: Aug 03 2024

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What do hitchhikers and smartphones have in common? They both need a good signal to get where they're going!
Why did the hitchhiker bring a pillow? To make his journey a 'rest' stop!
Why did the hitchhiker bring a map to the comedy club? To find the quickest route to the punchline!
Why did the hitchhiker bring a suitcase? He wanted to pack light, but he also wanted to make a good impression!
What's a hitchhiker's favorite dance move? The thumb shuffle!
Why did the hitchhiker bring a ladder? Because he wanted to take his journey to the next level!
What do you call a hitchhiker who's also a musician? A thumb-pianist!
Why did the hitchhiker bring a GPS? Because even hitchhikers can't stand getting lost!
What's a hitchhiker's favorite kind of math? Thumb-trigonometry!

The Unfortunate Hitchhiker

You know, I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. He said, Thanks for stopping, man. I've been standing there for hours. I said, Yeah, well, you're welcome to stand in my car now!

Roadside Regrets

Ever pick up a hitchhiker and instantly regret it? The guy started giving me directions! I thought I was doing him a favor; turns out he was just my unexpected GPS with a beard.

The Great Thumb-off

They say hitchhikers have the best stories. I picked up one guy who claimed he once hitchhiked on a spaceship. I said, Oh, you must've been on the 'UFO Pool Party' tour. How were the extraterrestrial snacks?

Driving Miss Crazy

I once stopped for a hitchhiker holding a sign that read, Will work for food. I said, Hey, how about this: I give you a ride, and in return, you tell me the meaning of life? He said, How about a sandwich instead?

Thumbs Up or Down?

They say picking up a hitchhiker is like playing Russian roulette. Except instead of a gun, you're risking a conversation about conspiracy theories and why aliens prefer hitchhiking.

Unwanted Co-Pilots

You ever pick up a hitchhiker and they immediately critique your driving? You know, you could've taken that last turn smoother. Buddy, you're in my car, not my driving school.

The Lonely Highway

They say hitchhiking is a dying art. Probably because nobody wants to share a confined space with a stranger who might turn out to be their long-lost cousin or worse, a mime.

Hitchhiker's Guide to Awkwardness

Ever have a hitchhiker that just wouldn’t stop talking? I asked one guy if he believed in the afterlife. He said, Not until I met you; now I'm praying for it.

Destination: Drama

Hitchhikers are like human Pandora's boxes. You open the door, and suddenly you're on a journey through their life story, complete with detours into their failed relationships and pet iguana's dietary needs.

Lost and Unwanted

You know why I don't pick up hitchhikers anymore? Because every time I do, I end up being the one who needs rescuing. Hey, can you drive me to my ex's place? It's just a quick 200-mile detour.

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