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Why don't high school graduates ever get locked out? Because they know how to pass with flying colors!
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Why did the high school graduate sit on the clock during the graduation ceremony? To make time fly!
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Why did the high school graduate bring a plant to graduation? Because they were ready to grow and branch out!
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What's a high school graduate's favorite type of footwear? Sneakers - they've been running to graduate!
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Why did the high school graduate carry a mirror? To reflect on the past four years!
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What do you call a high school graduate who doesn't like to take risks? A high school 'gradualte'.
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Why did the high school graduate become a gardener? Because they wanted to plant seeds of knowledge!
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Why did the high school graduate always carry a map? Because they wanted to navigate the next chapter of their life!
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What do you call a high school graduate who's also a magician? A 'grad' illusionist!
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Why did the high school graduate bring a ladder to graduation? Because they wanted to take their education to the next level!
High School Graduates: Survivors of the Cafeteria Chronicles
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Let's give it up for high school graduates, the brave souls who navigated the cafeteria like it was the Hunger Games. Remember the thrill of trying to find a seat? It was like speed dating but with mystery meat and questionable jello.
High School Graduates: Graduating with a Degree in Awkward Hallway Encounters
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Walking down the hallway in high school was like navigating a social minefield. High school graduates are the survivors of those awkward encounters – the side-stepping, the fake phone calls, and the sudden interest in a locker combination that no one really needed.
High School Graduates: Architects of the Locker Room Tetris
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Remember the days of trying to stuff a week's worth of textbooks into a locker the size of a shoebox? High school graduates are basically Tetris champions, honing their spatial awareness to fit everything in without causing a textbook avalanche.
High School Graduates: Experts in the Art of Disguised Texting
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High school graduates have a PhD in the art of texting without looking. They've mastered the skill of pretending to be engaged in a lecture while actually having a full-blown conversation about weekend plans under the desk. It's like undercover texting agents.
High School Graduates: Survivors of the Great Pencil Shortage
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High school graduates remember the struggle of finding a pencil. It was like a national crisis every day. You'd ask a friend for one, and they'd look at you like you just asked for their first-born child. The real achievement was graduating without a permanent borrowing record.
High School Graduates: The Olympians of Napping in Class
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High school graduates have achieved Olympic-level status in the sport of napping. It's not easy to catch those Zs while the teacher is discussing the intricacies of algebra. If napping were an event, they'd have a gold medal hanging next to their diploma.
High School Graduates: Masters of the Underestimated
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High school graduates are the unsung heroes of society. They've perfected the skill of looking like they're paying attention while their minds are planning the next great escape. They should offer a class on that – Advanced Daydreaming 101.
High School Graduates: The Real MVPs
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You know you've made it in life when you're a high school graduate. It's like winning an award for showing up consistently for four years. I feel like they should hand out trophies that say, Congratulations! You've mastered the art of not getting caught in the bathroom during class.
High School Graduates: Conquerors of the Infinite Homework Loop
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High school graduates have completed the ultimate challenge: surviving the never-ending cycle of homework. It's like a game where the only way to win is to turn in your assignments and hope the teacher forgot to grade them.
High School Graduates: Masters of the 5-Minute Friendships
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High school graduates are experts at forming friendships that last exactly the length of a class period. We're best friends for 45 minutes, and then we go back to not acknowledging each other in the hallway. It's like speed friending without the commitment.
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