19 High School Grads Jokes

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Updated on: May 12 2025

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Why did the high school grad become a chef? Because he wanted to 'master' the art of cooking without textbooks!
What do you call a group of musical high school grads? The 'note-worthy' class!
Why did the high school grad get a job at the bakery? He kneaded some dough for a fresh start!
Why did the high school grad become a comedian? Because he wanted to finally get some laughs without his grades being involved!
Why did the high school grad become an artist? He wanted to draw a new path for his future without any erasers!
Why did the high school grad bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw some attention!
Why did the high school grad become a gardener? Because he wanted to finally understand the roots of his problems!
Why did the high school grad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the high school grad open a bakery? Because he wanted to make dough without any homework!

High School Grads - The Only People Who Celebrate Getting a Certificate for Perfect Attendance... in the Bathroom!

Well, congratulations on making it through high school without catching the flu, guys. Your bladders deserve a diploma too!

High School Grads - Where Drama Class Prepared You for the Theatrics of Office Politics!

Thanks to those high school acting skills, you can now pretend to be interested in Karen's cat pictures without breaking a sweat.

High School Grads - Forever Scarred by the Trauma of Group Projects!

Ah, the joy of group projects, where everyone does their part except that one person who disappears like Waldo.

High School Grads - Where Cafeteria Food Was a Gourmet Experience Compared to Microwave Dinners!

You thought cafeteria pizza was bad? Just wait until you're microwaving your fifth frozen burrito of the week.

High School Grads - Professional Note Takers, Amateurs at Remembering Where They Put Them!

You spent four years mastering the art of note-taking, only to realize that you can't even find your grocery list in the mess you call a backpack.

High School Grads - Now Qualified to Give Expert Advice on Surviving Awkward Reunions!

Prepare for those encounters with old classmates where you pretend to remember names and smile like you didn't spend four years avoiding eye contact.

High School Grads - Now Experts at Pretending to Look Busy While Actually Napping!

Because who needs sleep in high school? Oh, wait, you do. All those naps were just a warm-up for real life.

High School Grads - Masters of the 'Fake It Till You Make It' Philosophy, Especially in Math Class!

Remember when you confidently guessed on every math question and somehow managed to pass? Turns out, life's a lot like that.

High School Grads - Where 'Senioritis' Becomes a Legitimate Medical Condition!

You know you're a high school grad when 'getting out of bed' feels like a monumental achievement, and you've already peaked.

High School Grads - Proficient in Solving Quadratic Equations, Still Figuring Out How to Do Taxes!

Yeah, they taught you the Pythagorean theorem, but when it comes to adulting, you're just hoping there's a formula for that too.

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