16 Jokes For Hershey

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Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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Why did the Hershey bar turn red? It saw the wrapper!
Why did the Hershey bar go to school? It wanted to be a smartie!
Why did the Hershey bar start a band? It wanted to create some 'choco-late' music!
Why did the Hershey bar go to therapy? It had too many issues with breaking up!
Why did the Hershey bar apply for a job? It wanted to make a chocolatey impression!
Why did the Hershey bar bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be the life of the 'choco-late'!

The Chocolate Diet

I tried the Hershey's diet. You know, the one where you only eat chocolate. Turns out it's not a sustainable diet, especially when your scale gives you a concerned look and says, We need to talk.

Hershey's Hide-and-Seek

Hershey's chocolate is like a ninja in my house. I buy a family-sized bar, blink, and suddenly it's playing hide-and-seek in my stomach. I'm just waiting for it to jump out and yell, Surprise!

Sweet Tooth Confessions

I told my dentist I've been flossing regularly. What I didn't mention is that my floss is made of Hershey's wrappers. It's called multitasking, folks!

Chocoholics Anonymous

You know you're addicted to chocolate when your therapist says, Tell me about your childhood, and you start with, Well, there was this Hershey's bar...

Hershey's for President

If Hershey's ran for president, it would win in a landslide. I mean, who wouldn't vote for a leader that promises a chocolate fountain in every home and a Kit Kat for every citizen?

Chocolate Olympics

Hershey's should sponsor the Olympics. I've never seen people run faster than when you announce there's only one Hershey's Kiss left in the breakroom.

Love in the Wrapper

Relationships are like Hershey's bars. They're sweet, addictive, and sometimes you find yourself fighting over who gets the last piece. Love, brought to you by the letter H.

Chocolate Conspiracy

I think Hershey's has a secret agenda. Ever notice how the chocolate bar breaks into neat little squares? It's their way of saying, We know you're not sharing. Here, make it look intentional.

Hershey's Horror Story

I went on a ghost tour, and they said the scariest thing in the haunted house was a room without Hershey's. I thought, Now that's a real nightmare!

Hershey's Wisdom

They say life is like a box of chocolates. Well, I'm convinced it's a Hershey's box because no matter what, you always end up with a mix of joy, nuts, and a few moments that make you go, Wait, what just happened?

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