7 Jokes For Hero

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Updated on: Feb 16 2025

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I tried to challenge a superhero to a staring contest. They won. Their justice gaze is unbeatable.
I asked the superhero about his love life. He said, 'It's complicated. I always seem to be saving relationships.
I asked the superhero if he could teach me how to fly. He said, 'First, you'll have to be up for it.
I told my friend I can make a superhero out of a tea bag. They said, 'How?' I said, 'Just steep it in hot water.
I told my friend I can outsmart a superhero. They said, 'How?' I replied, 'I just have to catch them on their off day.
I told my friend I can jump higher than a superhero. They said, 'You can't be serious.' I replied, 'Of course, I am. Gravity doesn't affect me when I'm joking.
I tried to tell a superhero joke, but it was a bit too dark. They couldn't see the humor.

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