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The Literal Lover
Taking pick-up lines too literally
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She tried the classic, "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" I told her, "Believe in love at first listen, and spare us both the extra steps.
The Sarcastic Sweetheart
Using sarcasm to cover up the awkwardness
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He asked, "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you." I said, "No, but I've got some hand sanitizer. Let's clean up this mess of a conversation.
The Desperate Dater
Desperation to impress with pick-up lines
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She tried the classic, "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?" I replied, "You can call me '911,' because I think we've got an emergency pick-up line situation here!
The Clueless Charmer
Completely missing the point with pick-up lines
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His pick-up line was, "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for." I replied, "Well, I hope you weren't searching for someone who appreciates cheesy pick-up lines, because that's a dead end.
The Smooth Operator
Trying to be too cool with pick-up lines
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This dude tried the bold approach: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you." I told him, "Actually, you're more like a traffic cone – standing there, trying to redirect my attention somewhere else.
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