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Romance Reversed
When compliments become complaints
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I told her she was "increíble." She smiled and said, "Sí, cada vez que hago algo malo." Turns out, incredible means unbelievable, not a constant source of awe. I walked right into that one.
The Recipe Remix
Trying to cook with a language barrier
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She asked me to add a "poco de sal." I, being the literal genius, added a small bag of salt. She took one look and said, "No quería una montaña, solo un toque." Translation: She wanted a pinch, not a salty avalanche.
Salsa Dancing Disaster
Misinterpreting dance instructions
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She told me to move my "caderas." I went all Shakira on the dance floor, and she burst into laughter. Turns out, caderas means hips, not a free pass to unleash my inner pop star. I blame Google Translate.
Lost in Translation
Navigating the language barrier
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The other day, she said she was feeling "mareada." I panicked, thinking she was seasick or something. Turns out, she was just a bit dizzy. Well, I guess we won't be having a beach vacation anytime soon.
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