10 Jokes For Henway

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Updated on: May 22 2025

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Have you ever been to a job interview and they ask you, "What's your experience with henways?" And you're sitting there, racking your brain, wondering if it's some secret office slang or if you missed a crucial section in your resume.
I tried using "henway" in a conversation with my friend, and they gave me the weirdest look. I guess not everyone's caught up on the latest poultry slang. It's like trying to introduce a new word to the English language – "henway" could be the next big thing!
I decided to incorporate "henway" into my daily conversations to confuse people. My coworker asked me about a project, and I said, "Oh, it's going smoothly, just dealing with a little henway." Now my boss thinks I'm raising poultry in the office.
I went to a comedy club the other night, and the comedian asked the audience if they'd ever been in a henway. I raised my hand, thinking I was part of some exclusive club. Turns out, he meant a traffic jam. Who knew?
My friend told me they got a new pet, and I asked, "Oh, what kind of pet?" They replied, "It's a henway." Now I'm wondering if I should expect eggs or if this pet will just lay punchlines.
You ever notice how "henway" sounds like something your grandma would say when you ask her what's for dinner? "Oh, honey, we're having a delicious henway tonight." And you're left wondering if it's a new exotic dish or just grandma being grandma.
So, I Googled "henway" to see if I could find any answers. Google's response? "Did you mean 'hen weigh'?" No, Google, I meant what I said. Now I'm stuck with more questions than answers.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about kitchen appliances. I recently bought a henway cooker, and let me tell you, it changed my life. Now, I can cook chicken in a way I never imagined, thanks to the mysterious powers of the henway.
I was at the store the other day, and the cashier asked if I wanted to buy a henway. I looked around, thinking it might be some trendy new gadget or snack. Turns out, it's just another way to say "chicken." Seriously, they need to update the grocery store dictionary.
I overheard a couple arguing at the restaurant, and the guy said, "I don't care about the henway, just tell me what's bothering you!" I couldn't help but think that maybe their relationship needed more than just better communication – maybe a poultry dictionary.

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