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Why did the hen apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they kneaded a good egg!
Hen's Online Dating Profile
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Did you know hens are into online dating? Yeah, their profile bio reads, Looking for a strong rooster who can protect me from foxes and enjoys long walks in the yard. Swipe right if you're egg-cited about a clucking good time!
The Hen's Job Interview
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You ever wonder what it's like for a hen at a job interview? So, what are your strengths? Well, I'm an expert in egg-sperience, and I can peck my way through any problem! Imagine the boss asking, Any weaknesses? and the hen goes, Foxes. Definitely foxes.
Hen's Self-Help Seminar
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I saw a hen leading a self-help seminar the other day. The first tip was, Don't count your chickens before they hatch; count your nuggets instead. And then it paused dramatically and said, Because nuggets are the only sure thing in life, folks!
Hen's Cooking Show
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I stumbled upon a cooking show hosted by a hen. The first episode? Scrambled Secrets: How to Keep Your Eggs from Getting Fried in Life. It was egg-straordinary, to say the least.
Hen's Travel Agency
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I heard hens started their own travel agency. Their slogan? Why cross the road when you can fly? It's a clucking good deal - just beware of the layovers.
Hen's Therapist Session
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I overheard a hen in therapy the other day. The therapist asked, What's the root of your problems? The hen replied, Well, it all started when I realized the sky wasn't falling; it was just raining.
Hen's GPS Navigation
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You know hens have their own version of GPS? Yeah, it's called the Global Pecking System. Just follow the breadcrumbs, and you'll get there. The only problem is, sometimes it insists you take the scenic route through the cornfield.
Hen's Comedy Club
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I went to a comedy club run by hens last night. The headliner? A stand-up egg! It cracked the best yolks in town. The audience was so egg-static; they were rolling on the coop floor with laughter.
Hen's Morning Routine
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Ever seen a hen's morning routine? It's basically wake up, lay an egg, and then spend the rest of the day strutting around like, Yeah, I did that. What did you accomplish today, human?
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