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Why did the smartphone say 'hello' before taking a photo? It wanted to capture the 'cell-fie' moment!
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Why did the plant say 'hello' to the soil? Because it wanted to put down 'roots' in the conversation!
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Why don't skeletons say 'hello' to each other? They don't have the guts!
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Why did the scarecrow say 'hello' to the farmer? Because it was outstanding in its field!
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I tried to come up with a new word for 'hello,' but it just didn't 'pan-out'!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it couldn't 'handle-bar' saying 'hello'!
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Did you hear about the crab that always says 'hello'? It's quite shell-acious!
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Why did the banana say 'hello' to the orange? It wanted to break the 'peel' of silence!
Hello, My Social Anxiety!
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You know, they say you should start every conversation with a friendly hello. So, I tried that. I walked up to a group of people, confidently said hello, and promptly forgot everything I planned to say. It's like my brain went on a coffee break just when I needed it the most. Now, I'm stuck there, smiling like a mannequin, desperately trying to remember my own name.
Hello, Is It Me You're Ignoring?
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Ever say hello to someone and they completely ignore you? It's like you're an invisible superhero with the power to be ignored at will. I mean, I get it, maybe they didn't hear me. Or maybe they're just practicing for a future career as a professional ignore-er. Either way, it's a special kind of rejection.
Hello, Anxiety, My Old Nemesis!
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Saying hello is like inviting anxiety to a party you didn't know you were throwing. You say hello, and anxiety shows up fashionably late, bringing its own playlist of worst-case scenarios. Suddenly, you're not just greeting someone; you're navigating a minefield of potential social catastrophes.
Hello, Confidence, We Need Couples Therapy!
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I decided to be bold and say hello with confidence. Turns out, confidence and I need couples therapy. It's like we're not on the same page; I'm ready for a confident introduction, and confidence is still stuck in the self-doubt chapter. Maybe we should see a therapist – someone who can mediate between me and my elusive confidence.
Hello, My Old Friend - Awkward Silences!
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Ever notice how saying hello sometimes opens the door to the awkward silence party? You say hello, they say hello, and then it's just a battle of who can endure the silence the longest. It's like a standoff, but instead of guns, we're armed with uncomfortable glances and forced chuckles. Spoiler alert: nobody wins.
Hello, It's Me, the Human Awkward Turtle!
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You ever feel like a human awkward turtle when you greet someone? You stick your head out, say hello, and then immediately retreat into your shell of discomfort. It's a delicate dance between trying to be social and desperately wishing you were back in the safety of your introverted shell.
Hello, My Name Is Forgettable!
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Saying hello is my attempt to be memorable, but it turns out my name is like that one background character in a movie – forgettable. I'll introduce myself, and two minutes later, they're looking at me like, Sorry, have we met? It's like my name is on a mission to play hide and seek in people's minds.
Hello, Confidence, I Hardly Knew Ye!
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They say hello is the first step to confidence. Well, I took that step, tripped over my own feet, and landed face-first into a puddle of self-doubt. Turns out, confidence is a slippery slope, and I've got all the grace of a baby deer learning to walk on roller skates.
Hello, My Inner Introvert, We Meet Again!
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Saying hello is like waking up the dormant introvert within me. It's like my inner introvert is a bear in hibernation, and hello is the alarm clock that rudely wakes it up. Now, I'm stumbling through social interactions like a groggy bear trying to find its way out of the conversation woods.
Hello, World! Time to Overthink!
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Saying hello is the world's way of saying, Hey, time to overthink every single social interaction you've ever had. I'll replay the conversation in my head like it's a blockbuster movie, complete with director's commentary on every awkward pause and questionable facial expression. Spoiler alert: it's not a blockbuster; it's a cringe-fest.
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