7 Jokes For Heimlich

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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Why did the robot take a heimlich class? It wanted to avoid a system shutdown!
Why did the tomato turn to the lettuce for heimlich advice? It wanted to stay cool under pressure!
Why did the heimlich maneuver become a comedian's favorite move? Because it always gets the punchline out!
I tried to impress my friends with my heimlich skills, but they just said, 'Stop choking around!
Why did the computer take a heimlich class? It wanted to avoid catching a virus!
Why did the grape refuse the heimlich maneuver? It didn't want to be crushed in public!
Why did the comedian become a heimlich instructor? He wanted to add a little 'gag' to the lesson!

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