17 Jokes About Headache

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Updated on: May 29 2025

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Why did the headache go to school? It wanted to improve its memory!
I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one. It's giving me a headache!
I told my boss I had a headache. He said, 'I understand; work gives me a headache too.
I tried to make a pencil with an eraser on both ends. Now I have a headache.
I asked my friend if he had any headache remedies. He said, 'Yeah, it's called a vacation.
I told my friend I had a headache from staring at the computer all day. He said I should get a 'byte' of relief.
I told my friend I had a headache, and he said, 'You should take something for that.' I replied, 'I did. A nap. It's called a nap.

The Headache Chronicles

I've had headaches that were more committed to ruining my day than some people are to their New Year's resolutions. They've got a game plan, a playbook, and backup strategies!

Headaches: The Symphony of Pain

You know it's a bad headache when it starts composing its own symphony—featuring the percussion section right in your skull.

The Migraine Meltdown

Ever had a headache so intense it felt like your brain was having a drum solo? Mine was auditioning for a rock band, I think.

The Headache Waltz

Ever had a headache that made you feel like you were waltzing in slow motion, but instead of a dance partner, it's just pain leading the way? That's the worst kind of ballroom experience.

The Headache Hoedown

Headaches are like terrible dance partners. You want to leave the party, but they're all like, Nope, let's do the Twist on your forehead!

Headache: The Uninvited Drum Circle

Headaches are like that annoying friend who brings a drum set to a quiet picnic. Oh, we're trying to enjoy nature? Let me just perform my percussive masterpiece!

Headaches: The DIY Construction Crew

You know that feeling when you have a headache and it's like there's a tiny construction crew inside your head, playing the jackhammer symphony? Yeah, that.

Headaches: The Silent Drummer

Ever had a headache so sneaky you didn't notice it until it started tap dancing on your temples? Surprise! I've been here, quietly ruining your day.

Headaches: The Drummer's Revenge

If I could charge my headaches for their impromptu drum solos, I'd have enough money to buy an actual mute button for my brain.

Headache: The Unwelcome Roommate

Headaches are like those houseguests who show up uninvited and then refuse to leave. Oh, you wanted peace and quiet? Let me just bring my pounding bass solo!

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